There and back again

Dis­tance from my house to Edin­burgh: 220 miles
Dis­tance achieved today before fuel pump on motor­bike died: 92 miles.
Hours elapsed between call­ing the AA and being returned back to my house: 7.

Num­ber of mum’s birth­day din­ners missed: 1.

Not one of my bet­ter days, today.